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If this were a real store, this is where we would attempt to plae idiot-proof instructions regarding the use of our site. This wouldn't be due to any personal interest in you as a customer, but rather as a way of saving us money. Hey! If you can figure it out, you don't have to call us, right?

If this were a real store, that is. But since it's just a demo store, we can put some sort of syrupy message that will probably not be helpful, but will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.

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