The Canonical List of

Weird Band Names

(part 4 of 4)

The Peculiar and the Profane


     These are names of actual bands, past and present.

     Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.
     Updated at least twice a month. New entries indicated with 

     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.

    [ s ]

     Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing
     Sam's Butt
     Sandy Duncan's Eye
     Satan's Cheerleaders 
     Satan's Cheese
     Satan's Penis
     Saturated Fat
     Saturday's Garbage
     Saturn Flea Collar
     Schlong
     Science Diet
     Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
     Screaming Brocolli
     Screaming Fucking Hippies
     Screaming Headless Torsos
     Screaming Moist Accountants
     Scrotum
     Septic Death
     Severe Tire Damage
     Sex Clark Five
     Sharon Stoned
     She Stole My Beer
     Sheep On Drugs 
     Shirley Temple of Doom
     Shirley Temple Pilots
     The Shit
     Shit Bong
     Shit Birds
     Shit Dogs
     Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr. 
     The Shower Scene from Psycho
     Shower With Goats
     Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
     Sinus Envy
     Sister Run Naked 
     Six Inch Nipples
     6 Hard Brothers and a Dog 
     69% Female
     Skadelic Smegma 
     Skankin Pickle
     Skinflick
     Skunk Death
     Slut Kitchen
     Sluts for Hire
     Small Ball Paul
     Smegma
     Smegma & the Nuns
     Smelly Tongues
     Smilin' Hams
     Smoking Popes
     Snatch
     Snatch Attack
     Snatches Of Pink
     Sniveling Shits
     Snot Rocket
     Snuff the Ficus
     Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
     Softcocks
     Solosex
     Some Kind of Cream
     Soothing Sounds For Baby
     Sorry About Your Daughter
     Soul Coughing
     Spacecocks
     Space Hog
     Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
     Space Negroes
     Space Pussy
     Spanking Bishops
     Spastic Colon
     The Spastic Rats
     Speculum Fight
     Spermbirds
     Sperm Wails
     Spock's Johnson
     Spooky Tooth
     Sucking Diction
     Stale Urine
     *.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]
     STD Police
     Stiff Richards
     Stiff Woodies
     Stinky Fire Engine 
     St. Mucous 
     Stop Calling Me Frank
     Straight Jacket Lucy
     Strangulated Beatoffs
     Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]
     Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
     Stukas Over Bedrock
     Sucking Chest Wound
     Surfing Jesus
     The Surf Maggots
     Surgical Penis Klinik
     Susanne and the Guys With Ties
     Sweaty Nipples
     Swingin' Johnsons
     Swingin' Udders
     The Swinging Love Corpses
     Swollen Monkeys 



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     [ t ]

     Tastes Like Chicken
     T-Bone and the Spit Vendors 
     Technosquid Eats Parliament
     Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
     Ted Ed Fred 
     Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
     Temporary Darkening of the Stool
     Testostertones
     Thank God We're Immortal
     The The
     The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler
     They Tried To Frame OJ
     They Were Expendable
     Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
     Third Global Vagina Torture
     This
     This Is Our Daughter
     This Is Serious, Mum
     Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
     3D House of Beef
     Throbbing Gristle
     Thurston Howell's Boner
     Tit Wrench
     Titty Bingo
     To Live and Shave in LA
     Toiling Midgets
     Tonto's Expanding Headband
     Too Fat to Skate
     Tortured Scrotum
     Toxic Shock and the Tampons
     Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
     Trailer Park Casanovas
     Traveling Dingleberries
     Trotsky Icepick
     Trout Fishing In America
     Tumor Circus
     Tupperware Death
     Two For Flinching
     Two Minute Sinatra 
     2000 Flushes


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     [ u ]

     UFOFU
     Ugly Head
     Ultimate Spinach
     Unidentified Rocking Objects
     Uncle Bob Touched Me
     Universal Orgiastic Picnic
     The Urinals
     Urine Specimen
     Useless Pieces of Shit



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     [ v ]

     Vagina Dentata Organ
     Vaginal Blood Farts
     Vaginal Davis
     Vaginal Reference
     Van Gogh's Ear
     The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
     The Vegas Cocks
     Vegetarian Meat
     Venus and the Razor Blades
     Vic Morrow's Head
     Virgin Prunes
     Virgin-Whore Complex
     Vermin from Venus
     The Veronica Cartwrights
     The Vibrators
     Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
     Violent Anal Death
     The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
     Vomit Launch
     The Vomit Spots
     Vomit Thrower
     Vomitorium
     Voodoo Meat Bucket



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     [ w ]

     Wafflebutt
     Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]
     Walking With Edna
     Was I Naked
     Weird People in Giant Condoms
     Weird Skull Control
     The Well Hungarians
     Well Strung
     Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
     When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
     Where's The Pope?
     White People Lie
     White Trash Debutantes
     Whorehouse of Representatives
     Whorgasm
     Who The Hell Are You?
     Willie Nelson Mandela
     Woodpussy
     Wrecked Em
     The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
     Wynona Ryders



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     [ y ]

     The Yams from Outer Space
     The Yeasty Girls
     Your Damn Neighbors
     Your Naked Mother


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     [ z ]

     Zombies Under Stress
     Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
     Zsa Zsa
     Zulu Leprechauns

     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.