The Canonical List of
Weird Band Names
(part 2 of 4)
The Peculiar and the Profane
These are names of actual bands, past and present.
Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.
Updated at least twice a month. New entries indicated with
Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
chelle@edgenet.net.
[ e ]
Earthpig and Fire
Eat My Afterbirth
e. coli
Edith Head
Ed Gein's Car
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Elastic Sausage
Electric Vomit
The Elvis Diet
Elvis and the Shitheads
Elvis Hitler
Emily's Sassy Lime
End of Orgy
Ethyl Meatplow
Ethyl Merman
Eve's Plumb
Evil Weiner
Experimental BBQ
Exploding Boy
Exploding Fuck Dolls
Exploding Head Trick
Exploding Tits
Exploding White Mice
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[ f ]
Fabulous Pimps
Facial Defecation
Fag
Fag Bash
Fangboy and the Ghouls
Farrt
The Fartz
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Fat Luv
Fearless Iranians From Hell
The Fellatio Ratio
Fetus Fajitas
Fields of Shit
The Fierce Nipples
'57 Lesbian
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Flaming Lips
Flamin' Schnanuses
Flatutory Rape
Flavor of Uranus
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Dustbunnies
Force Vomit
Foreskin 500
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The Freaky Executives
The Fred Mertz Experience
Free Beer
Free Beer and Chicken
Free Range Chicken
The French are from Hell
Frogs Don't Cry
Fromage d'Amour
Fuck
Fuckemos
Fuckface
Fuckhead
Fucking Angels
The Fucking Cunts
Fuckin' Shit Biscuits
Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
Fuckshitpiss
Fuck Your Stupid Civilization
Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans
Fudge Tunnel
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Full Metal Faggot
The Funkin' Donuts
Funman and the Scumbags
Furious George
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[ g ]
Gag Factor
GangGreen
Gangrene
Gangway Fathead
Gaye Bikers on Acid
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Geisha Balls
Genitorturers
The Glands of External Secretion
Global Disrobal
Glory Hole
God's Girlfriend
Goldfish Don't Bounce
The Go Kill Yourselves
Go Nad Go
Gonoreagan
Granny's Hole
Grim Skunk
Grand Mother Fucker
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]
Guitarantula
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[ h ]
Habitual Sex Offenders
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halibutt Sharon
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Hard-Ons
Harry Pussy
Headless Marines
Headlice
Head Like a Hole?
Heavy Into Jeff
Heavy Pink Insulator
Heavy Vegetable
Helen Keller Plaid
The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]
Hellacopter Meat
Hell Camino
Hell Toupee
Hello I'm A Truck
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Here, Eat This!
Her Majesty the Baby
Hermaphrochrist
The Hermaphrodaddies
Herpes Cineplex
He's Dead Jim
Heterophobia
Heywood Trout Festival
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler Stole My Potato
Hockey Teeth
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Horny Hogs
Horny Mormons
The Horrid Farts
Hot Rod Shopping Cart
Hot Seamen
House of Large Sizes
Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins
The Humpers
The Hurling Tandooris
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[ i ]
If Cows Had Wings
I Just Killed My Parents
I Love My Shih-Tzu
Immaculate Infection
Impaled Nazarene
Impotent Seasnakes
Individual Fruit Pie
The Inflatable Boy Clams
The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls
Iowa Beef Experience
I Played in Anal Spew
Iron Liver
Iron Prostate
It's All Meat
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[ j ]
Jabbering Trout
Jackie O Motherfucker
Jack Off Jill
The Jackofficers
Jason's Cat Died
Jazz Iguanas
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Jenny's Pussy
Jerry's Kids
Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Fucking Christ
JFKFC
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
The Jizzbuckets
Jizzy Speedwack
Jodie Foster's Army
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
Johnny Jism
Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Johnny Vomit
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Juggling Death Squad
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[ k ]
Kaka Pussy
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kenfunky Fried
Kerrigan's Knees
Kick Ass Ernie
Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks
Killer Kiwis
Killer Pussy
Kill Ted Knight
King Fucker Chicken
Kissing the Pink
Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit]
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
K.Y. and the Backsliders
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Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
chelle@edgenet.net.