The Canonical List of

Weird Band Names

The Peculiar and the Profane

(part 3 of 4)


     These are names of actual bands, past and present.

     Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.
     Updated at least twice a month. New entries indicated with 

     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.

    [ l ]

     Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
     Lawnsmell
     The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
     Lee Harvey Keitel 
     Lee Press-On and the Nails
     Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
     Lesbian Ninjas
     Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
     Lipstick Sandwich
     Lisa Gives Head
     Lord Panic and the Exploders
     Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
     Love Gravy
     Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly
     Lubricated Goat
     Lubricunts
     The Luminous Toilet Bowls
     Lung Mustard
     Luxury Christ



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     [ m ]

     Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers
     Manson-Nixon Line
     Mao Tse Helen
     Mary Carves the Chicken
     Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
     Mayhem Lettuce
     Me and My Right Hand
     Meat Beat Manifesto
     Meat Cigars
     Meatpipe
     Meat Puppets
     Meat Shits
     Meaty Pants
     Mechanical Tampon Fish
     Mega Smegma
     Men Among Poodles
     Menstrual Gravy
     Microwavable Tree Frogs
     Mighty Sphincter
     Mill Valley Taters
     Minnie Pearl Necklace
     Minnie Pearl's Jam
     Mr. Bill and the Cumtones
     Mr. Happy and the Genocides
     Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
     Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers
     Mr. T Experience
     Moist Fist
     The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
     More Drunk Cowboys
     The Most Sordid Pies
     Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]
     Mott thants
     My Dad is Dead
     My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
     My Uncle's Asshole
     My White Bread Mom


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     [ n ]

     Nancy Reagan's Abortions
     Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
     Natural Fonzie
     Naugahyde Chihuahuas
     Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
     Ned's Atomic Dustbin
     The Negro Problem
     New Squids on the Dock
     99th Fuck You
     Nip Drivers
     Nipple Erectors
     Nipple Hardness Factor
     Nocturnal Emissions
     Nomad Nipples
     Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
     Not Drowning, Waving
     Not With My Camel
     Nurse With Wound
     Nuts Can Surf



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     [ o ]

     Octapussy
     Oedipussy



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     [ o ]

     Painful Rectal Itch
     Paisley Brain Cells
     Pamper the Madman 
     Pansy Division
     Part Time Christians
     Paul Minor's Great Big Ego 
     Peace Love and Pitbulls
     Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
     Pee
     Pee Shy
     The Pee Tanks
     Pelvic Meatloaf
     Penis DeMilo
     Penis Flytrap
     Penis Sheurekan
     Penis Your Majesty
     Penis Wrinkle
     People With Chairs Up Their Noses
     Peppermint Dildo
     Perforated Head 
     Peter and the Test Tube Babies
     Phallus Dei
     Phenobarbidols
     Philemon Arthur and the Dung
     Phlegm Fatale
     Picadilly Circus People
     Pieces of Lisa
     Pimps of Venus
     Pink Slip Daddy
     Piss
     Pissed Officers
     Piss Factory
     The Pissflaps
     Piss Wizards
     Placenta Sandwich
     Planet of Pants
     Playdough Fish 
     Poonanie Cramp-Up 
     Poop Shovel
     Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks
     Pope on a Stick
     Popemobile
     Pork Queen
     Pornhuskers
     Porn on the Cob
     Post Nasal Drip 
     Poultry in Motion
     Pounded Clown
     Power of Pussy
     Power Snatch
     Pregnant Men
     Premature Ejaculation
     Premature Evacuation
     Pretentious Flamedogs
     Prick
     Princess Tinymeat
     Printed At Bismarck's Death
     Prison Rape Scenes 
     Professor Morrison's Lollipop
     Psychic Buddist Gorillas
     Psycho Sluts from Hell
     Public Enema
     Puke Daisies
     Pumpin' Ethyl
     Pure Bastard Extract
     Purple Headed Love Warriors
     Purple Vulture Shit
     Pussy Crush
     Pussy Galore
     Pussy Tourette


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     [ r ]

     Radical Vulvetomy
     Raging Woodies
     Rainbow Butt Monkeys
     The Rampant Hedgehogs
     Rash of Stabbings
     Rats of Unusual Size
     Real Fucking Idiots
     Rebel Without Applause
     Recktum
     Rectal Nightmare
     Reluctant Stereotypes
     REO Speed Dealer
     Revolting Cocks
     Rhinohumpers
     Rhythm Method
     Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
     Rolling Donut
     Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
     Rubber Nipple Salesmen
     Rudimentary Peni
     Rugburns
     Rump Rangers
     The Runz 



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     [ q ]

     Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
     The Queers
     Queer Wookie
     Question Mark & the Mysterians


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     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.