The Canonical List of
Weird Band Names
(part 4 of 4)
The Peculiar and the Profane
These are names of actual bands, past and present.
Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.
Updated at least twice a month. New entries indicated with
Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
chelle@edgenet.net.
[ s ]
Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing
Sam's Butt
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Satan's Cheerleaders
Satan's Cheese
Satan's Penis
Saturated Fat
Saturday's Garbage
Saturn Flea Collar
Schlong
Science Diet
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
Screaming Brocolli
Screaming Fucking Hippies
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Moist Accountants
Scrotum
Septic Death
Severe Tire Damage
Sex Clark Five
Sharon Stoned
She Stole My Beer
Sheep On Drugs
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
The Shit
Shit Bong
Shit Birds
Shit Dogs
Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.
The Shower Scene from Psycho
Shower With Goats
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Sinus Envy
Sister Run Naked
Six Inch Nipples
6 Hard Brothers and a Dog
69% Female
Skadelic Smegma
Skankin Pickle
Skinflick
Skunk Death
Slut Kitchen
Sluts for Hire
Small Ball Paul
Smegma
Smegma & the Nuns
Smelly Tongues
Smilin' Hams
Smoking Popes
Snatch
Snatch Attack
Snatches Of Pink
Sniveling Shits
Snot Rocket
Snuff the Ficus
Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
Softcocks
Solosex
Some Kind of Cream
Soothing Sounds For Baby
Sorry About Your Daughter
Soul Coughing
Spacecocks
Space Hog
Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
Space Negroes
Space Pussy
Spanking Bishops
Spastic Colon
The Spastic Rats
Speculum Fight
Spermbirds
Sperm Wails
Spock's Johnson
Spooky Tooth
Sucking Diction
Stale Urine
*.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]
STD Police
Stiff Richards
Stiff Woodies
Stinky Fire Engine
St. Mucous
Stop Calling Me Frank
Straight Jacket Lucy
Strangulated Beatoffs
Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Stukas Over Bedrock
Sucking Chest Wound
Surfing Jesus
The Surf Maggots
Surgical Penis Klinik
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Johnsons
Swingin' Udders
The Swinging Love Corpses
Swollen Monkeys
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[ t ]
Tastes Like Chicken
T-Bone and the Spit Vendors
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Ted Ed Fred
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
Thank God We're Immortal
The The
The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler
They Tried To Frame OJ
They Were Expendable
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Third Global Vagina Torture
This
This Is Our Daughter
This Is Serious, Mum
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
3D House of Beef
Throbbing Gristle
Thurston Howell's Boner
Tit Wrench
Titty Bingo
To Live and Shave in LA
Toiling Midgets
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Too Fat to Skate
Tortured Scrotum
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Trailer Park Casanovas
Traveling Dingleberries
Trotsky Icepick
Trout Fishing In America
Tumor Circus
Tupperware Death
Two For Flinching
Two Minute Sinatra
2000 Flushes
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[ u ]
UFOFU
Ugly Head
Ultimate Spinach
Unidentified Rocking Objects
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Universal Orgiastic Picnic
The Urinals
Urine Specimen
Useless Pieces of Shit
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[ v ]
Vagina Dentata Organ
Vaginal Blood Farts
Vaginal Davis
Vaginal Reference
Van Gogh's Ear
The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
The Vegas Cocks
Vegetarian Meat
Venus and the Razor Blades
Vic Morrow's Head
Virgin Prunes
Virgin-Whore Complex
Vermin from Venus
The Veronica Cartwrights
The Vibrators
Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
Violent Anal Death
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit Launch
The Vomit Spots
Vomit Thrower
Vomitorium
Voodoo Meat Bucket
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[ w ]
Wafflebutt
Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]
Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
Weird People in Giant Condoms
Weird Skull Control
The Well Hungarians
Well Strung
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
Where's The Pope?
White People Lie
White Trash Debutantes
Whorehouse of Representatives
Whorgasm
Who The Hell Are You?
Willie Nelson Mandela
Woodpussy
Wrecked Em
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders
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[ y ]
The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Your Damn Neighbors
Your Naked Mother
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[ z ]
Zombies Under Stress
Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
Zsa Zsa
Zulu Leprechauns
Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
chelle@edgenet.net.