The Canonical List of

Weird Band Names

(part 2 of 4)

The Peculiar and the Profane


     These are names of actual bands, past and present.

     Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.
     Updated at least twice a month. New entries indicated with 

     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.

    [ e ]

     Earthpig and Fire
     Eat My Afterbirth 
     e. coli
     Edith Head
     Ed Gein's Car
     Ed's Redeeming Qualities
     Elastic Sausage
     Electric Vomit
     The Elvis Diet
     Elvis and the Shitheads
     Elvis Hitler
     Emily's Sassy Lime
     End of Orgy
     Ethyl Meatplow
     Ethyl Merman
     Eve's Plumb
     Evil Weiner
     Experimental BBQ
     Exploding Boy
     Exploding Fuck Dolls
     Exploding Head Trick
     Exploding Tits
     Exploding White Mice


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     [ f ]

     Fabulous Pimps
     Facial Defecation
     Fag
     Fag Bash
     Fangboy and the Ghouls
     Farrt
     The Fartz
     The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
     Fat Luv
     Fearless Iranians From Hell
     The Fellatio Ratio
     Fetus Fajitas
     Fields of Shit
     The Fierce Nipples
     '57 Lesbian
     Five Fat Guys Who Rock
     Fix My Head
     Flaming Lips
     Flamin' Schnanuses
     Flatutory Rape 
     Flavor of Uranus 
     Flopping Bodybags
     Flying Dustbunnies
     Force Vomit
     Foreskin 500
     The 4-Skins
     Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
     The Freaky Executives
     The Fred Mertz Experience
     Free Beer
     Free Beer and Chicken
     Free Range Chicken
     The French are from Hell
     Frogs Don't Cry
     Fromage d'Amour
     Fuck
     Fuckemos
     Fuckface
     Fuckhead
     Fucking Angels
     The Fucking Cunts
     Fuckin' Shit Biscuits
     Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
     Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
     Fuckshitpiss
     Fuck Your Stupid Civilization
     Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans
     Fudge Tunnel
     Full Throttle Aristotle
     Full Metal Chicken
     Full Metal Faggot
     The Funkin' Donuts
     Funman and the Scumbags
     Furious George


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     [ g ]

     Gag Factor
     GangGreen
     Gangrene
     Gangway Fathead
     Gaye Bikers on Acid
     Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
     Geisha Balls
     Genitorturers
     The Glands of External Secretion
     Global Disrobal
     Glory Hole
     God's Girlfriend
     Goldfish Don't Bounce
     The Go Kill Yourselves
     Go Nad Go
     Gonoreagan
     Granny's Hole
     Grim Skunk
     Grand Mother Fucker
     Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
     Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]
     Guitarantula



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     [ h ]

     Habitual Sex Offenders
     The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
     Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]
     Half Man, Half Biscuit
     Halibutt Sharon
     Halo of Flies
     Hamster Sandwich
     Hard-drinkin' Housewives
     Hard-Ons
     Harry Pussy
     Headless Marines
     Headlice
     Head Like a Hole?
     Heavy Into Jeff
     Heavy Pink Insulator
     Heavy Vegetable
     Helen Keller Plaid
     The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]
     Hellacopter Meat
     Hell Camino
     Hell Toupee
     Hello I'm A Truck
     Henry Kissinger's Tits
     Here, Eat This!
     Her Majesty the Baby
     Hermaphrochrist
     The Hermaphrodaddies
     Herpes Cineplex
     He's Dead Jim
     Heterophobia 
     Heywood Trout Festival
     Hindu Garage Sale
     Hitler Stole My Potato 
     Hockey Teeth
     Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death 
     Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
     Holy Mary, Mother of Bert 
     Hornets Attack Victor Mature
     Horny Hogs
     Horny Mormons
     The Horrid Farts
     Hot Rod Shopping Cart
     Hot Seamen
     House of Large Sizes
     Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins
     The Humpers
     The Hurling Tandooris


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     [ i ]

     If Cows Had Wings
     I Just Killed My Parents
     I Love My Shih-Tzu
     Immaculate Infection
     Impaled Nazarene
     Impotent Seasnakes
     Individual Fruit Pie
     The Inflatable Boy Clams
     The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls 
     Iowa Beef Experience
     I Played in Anal Spew
     Iron Liver
     Iron Prostate
     It's All Meat


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     [ j ]

     Jabbering Trout
     Jackie O Motherfucker
     Jack Off Jill
     The Jackofficers
     Jason's Cat Died
     Jazz Iguanas
     The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
     Jehovah's Waitresses
     Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
     Jenny's Pussy
     Jerry's Kids
     Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
     Jesus Christ Super Fly
     Jesus Chrysler Supercar
     Jesus Fucking Christ
     JFKFC
     Jif and the Choosy Mothers
     Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
     The Jizzbuckets
     Jizzy Speedwack 
     Jodie Foster's Army
     John Cougar Concentration Camp
     John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
     Johnny Jism
     Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
     Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
     Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
     Johnny Vomit
     Jolly Naked Fishermen
     Juggling Death Squad



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     [ k ]

     Kaka Pussy
     Kamakazi Sex Pilots
     Kathleen Turner Overdrive
     Kenfunky Fried
     Kerrigan's Knees
     Kick Ass Ernie
     Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks
     Killer Kiwis
     Killer Pussy
     Kill Ted Knight
     King Fucker Chicken
     Kissing the Pink
     Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit] 
     Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
     K.Y. and the Backsliders



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     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.