The Canonical List of

Weird Band Names

(part 1 of 4)

The Peculiar and the Profane

     These are names of actual bands, past and present.

     Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.

     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.

     [ a ]

     A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
     A Boy Named Gomer
     Above Average Weight Band
     Accidental Goat Sodomy
     Adickdid
     Adult Children of Heterosexuals
     Aggressive Crotch Display
     Agnes Morehead
     Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
     Albino Toilet Boys
     Alcoholocaust
     Alien Nymphos from Uranus
     Alien Sex Fiend
     Amputatoe
     Anal Babes
     Anal Beard Barbers
     Anal Cunt
     Ancient Chinese Penis
     An Emotional Fish
     Anus the Menace
     Apocolypse Hoboken
     The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
     The Armadildoes
     Armageddon Dildos
     Armpit
     Arthur Loves Plastic
     Ashtray Boy
     The Ass Baboons of Venus
     Ass Ponys
     Ass Solvent
     Assuck
     Attila The Stockbroker


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     [ b ]

     Baby Shit Brown
     Badical Turbo Radness
     The Bad Livers
     Bad Mutha Goose
     Baldilocks
     Baloney Ponys
     The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
     A Band Named Bob
     Band Over
     Barbara's Bush
     Barbie Bones
     Barefoot Hockey Goalie
     Barenaked Ladies
     Barf
     Barnyard Slut
     Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
     Barry White Boys
     Bassholes
     Bearded Clams
     Bearded Itchy Lover
     Beast Penis
     Beats the Hell Out of Me
     Beef Masters
     The Bendy Monsters
     Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
     Bertha Does Moosejaw
     Bertha's Mule
     Betty Ford
     Band Over
     Barbara's Bush
     Barbie Bones
     Big Ass Truck
     Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
     Big Black Nun
     Big Blow and the Bushwackers
     Big Daddy Cumbuckets
     Big Dead Fish
     Big Dick and the Extenders
     Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
     Big Fish Ensemble
     Big In Iowa
     Big White Undies
     The Biggeers
     The Bendy Monsters
     Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
     Bertha Does Moosejaw
     Bertha's Mule
     Betty Ford
     Betty's Not a Vitamin
     Beverley Beer Bellies
     Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
     Bloated Scrotum
     Blonder Tongue
     Bloody Stools
     Blow Monkeys
     Boba Fett Youth
     Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
     Body Falling Down Stairs
     Boiled Angel
     Bolt Upright and the Erections
     Bondage A Go Go
     Bonedaddys
     Bongwater
     Bongzilla
     Bordering On Retarded
     Boris the Sprinkler
     The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
     Bozo Porno Circus
     Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
     Bright Blue Gorilla
     Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
     Bullwinkel Gandhi
     Brutal Juice
     Brutal Noodle
     Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
     Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
     Bulimia Banquet
     Bumgravy
     The Bumpin' Uglies
     Bunchoffuckingoofs
     Burger Pimp
     Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
     Butthole Surfers
     Butt Savages
     Buttsteak
     Butt Trumpet


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     [ c ]

     Caltransvestites
     Cancer Bunny
     Candy Striper Death Orgy
     Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
     Captain Drinking Binge
     Carnage Asada
     Cat Butt
     Cat Rapes Dog
     Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
     Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers
     Cherry Coke Enema
     Cherry Poppin' Daddies
     Cher UK
     Chewbacca Plaid Cock
     Chia Pet
     The Chicken Charmers
     Chickens On Smack
     Christ On A Crutch
     Cindy Brady's Lisp
     Circle Jerks
     Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
     Clitaurus Rex
     Clown Meat
     Cobaine's Brains
     Cocknoose
     Coffin Break
     Colon On The Cob
     Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
     The Couch Slugs
     Cortizone 5
     Crappy the Clown and the Punch Junk Monkies
     Craven Morehead
     Crazy Taco Cafeteria
     Crew Slut
     Crispy Ambulance
     Crocheted Doughnut Ring
     Crosseyed Chicken
     The Crucifucks
     Crybabies With Brassholes
     Cultivated Bimbo
     Cum Dumpster
     The Cunning Runts
     Cunts With Attitude
     Curious George and the Homophobes
     Cycle Sluts From Hell


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     [ d ]

     Dairy Queen Empire
     Dancing Cigarettes
     The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
     Dayglo Abortions
     Dead Kennedys
     Dead Milkmen
     The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)
     Deepthroat Shotgun
     Desciples of Ed
     Demon Barf
     Dick Cheese and the Crackers
     Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
     Dick Duck and the Dorks
     The Dick Nixons
     Dickless
     The Dicks
     Dicky Retardo
     Did Lee Squat?
     Dildo Warheads
     Dirt Clod Fight
     Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots
     Dirty Girl Scout
     Disappointed Parents
     Disgruntled Postal Workers
     The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
     Dog Food Five
     Dogfuckers
     Doggy Style
     Dog Lips
     Dog Shit Rangers
     Dogs With Jobs
     Don Knotts Overdrive
     Dopper Cocks
     Doris Daze
     Douche Gimlet
     Downy Mildew
     Dracula Milk Toast
     Drag King
     Dragmules
     Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]
     Dreaded Apparatus
     Drew Barrymore's Dealer
     Drive By Crucifixion
     Drive-In Funeral
     Drunks With Guns
     Dumpster Juice
     Dusty Cowshit


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     Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
     chelle@edgenet.net.