The Canonical List of
Weird Band Names
(part 1 of 4)
The Peculiar and the Profane
These are names of actual bands, past and present.
Updated 9/30/96. There are currently 814 band names.
Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
chelle@edgenet.net.
[ a ]
A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adickdid
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Aggressive Crotch Display
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
Amputatoe
Anal Babes
Anal Beard Barbers
Anal Cunt
Ancient Chinese Penis
An Emotional Fish
Anus the Menace
Apocolypse Hoboken
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
The Armadildoes
Armageddon Dildos
Armpit
Arthur Loves Plastic
Ashtray Boy
The Ass Baboons of Venus
Ass Ponys
Ass Solvent
Assuck
Attila The Stockbroker
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[ b ]
Baby Shit Brown
Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Bad Mutha Goose
Baldilocks
Baloney Ponys
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
A Band Named Bob
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barenaked Ladies
Barf
Barnyard Slut
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
Barry White Boys
Bassholes
Bearded Clams
Bearded Itchy Lover
Beast Penis
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Beef Masters
The Bendy Monsters
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
Barbie Bones
Big Ass Truck
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Big Black Nun
Big Blow and the Bushwackers
Big Daddy Cumbuckets
Big Dead Fish
Big Dick and the Extenders
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big In Iowa
Big White Undies
The Biggeers
The Bendy Monsters
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Bloated Scrotum
Blonder Tongue
Bloody Stools
Blow Monkeys
Boba Fett Youth
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bolt Upright and the Erections
Bondage A Go Go
Bonedaddys
Bongwater
Bongzilla
Bordering On Retarded
Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Bozo Porno Circus
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Bright Blue Gorilla
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Bulimia Banquet
Bumgravy
The Bumpin' Uglies
Bunchoffuckingoofs
Burger Pimp
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butthole Surfers
Butt Savages
Buttsteak
Butt Trumpet
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[ c ]
Caltransvestites
Cancer Bunny
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Captain Drinking Binge
Carnage Asada
Cat Butt
Cat Rapes Dog
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers
Cherry Coke Enema
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Cher UK
Chewbacca Plaid Cock
Chia Pet
The Chicken Charmers
Chickens On Smack
Christ On A Crutch
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Circle Jerks
Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
Clitaurus Rex
Clown Meat
Cobaine's Brains
Cocknoose
Coffin Break
Colon On The Cob
Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
The Couch Slugs
Cortizone 5
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Junk Monkies
Craven Morehead
Crazy Taco Cafeteria
Crew Slut
Crispy Ambulance
Crocheted Doughnut Ring
Crosseyed Chicken
The Crucifucks
Crybabies With Brassholes
Cultivated Bimbo
Cum Dumpster
The Cunning Runts
Cunts With Attitude
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell
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[ d ]
Dairy Queen Empire
Dancing Cigarettes
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Dayglo Abortions
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)
Deepthroat Shotgun
Desciples of Ed
Demon Barf
Dick Cheese and the Crackers
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Dick Duck and the Dorks
The Dick Nixons
Dickless
The Dicks
Dicky Retardo
Did Lee Squat?
Dildo Warheads
Dirt Clod Fight
Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots
Dirty Girl Scout
Disappointed Parents
Disgruntled Postal Workers
The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
Dog Food Five
Dogfuckers
Doggy Style
Dog Lips
Dog Shit Rangers
Dogs With Jobs
Don Knotts Overdrive
Dopper Cocks
Doris Daze
Douche Gimlet
Downy Mildew
Dracula Milk Toast
Drag King
Dragmules
Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]
Dreaded Apparatus
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drive By Crucifixion
Drive-In Funeral
Drunks With Guns
Dumpster Juice
Dusty Cowshit
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Please send real band names, links, and feedback to
chelle@edgenet.net.